Things I've learned by watching other people.
How to go through a red light:
1. very slowly move forward (about 1/2 mph) until under red light and then go. or
2. Make right on red then a U-turn then right again.
How to park any where:
Put car in park. Press hazard (▲) button. You can now park any where you choose.
How to talk on your cell phone and drive:
Driving 15mph or under is the same thing as stopping. You can also optionally use your park any where button (▲). This helps in the illusion that you are stopped.
Do not change the toilet paper roll:
Just make sure you do not use the last piece or two and start a new roll. The one that uses the last of the roll must change the roll.